Archive for Competitions
Want A Free 3G iPhone? Thundercat Ho!
Remember that crappy voicemail I posted about a few days ago that reminds you of Ted Bundy?
Well… Thundercat has a way for you to capitalize.
Hey Guys,
Last week I got the bright idea that it’d be fun to have a contest to honor the Douchiest Phone Message in history.
So this weekend I sat down and tried to think of a prize WORTHY of such a contest, and as I was walking by the Apple Store at a local mall here in LA and saw the MASSIVE line for the new iPhone G3, I said to myself – “You know what? That would be a great prize!”
So here’s the deal – I will write a check to the winner of the DImitri Contest for the full amount of a brand new, 8 Gig, Apple G3 iPhone.
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Who Wants A Free Quattro Titanium Trimmer? I’ve Got 10…
Top 20 Date Idea “Templates” for Men
You’re a man and it’s your job to make a date that’s memorable, exciting and filled with attraction. Here are a list of date idea “templates” for men that will be sure to get your creative juices flowing no matter what city or country you live in. Why do I call them “templates”? Because you can transfer them into your own life and add additional “modules” (parts) to them to make them personal.
20. Local Concert
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Best Commentators Competition
Till the end of February I’ll be running a “Best Commentators Competition”.
The Rules
1. Comment on posts with your relevant, opinionated thoughts (Like Yummy Stale Bread, Tight Game and Bobby Rio for example)
2. Comment on as many posts as you can, the more you post, the better chance of winning.
The Winners
1. There will be TWO winners.
2. They will be judged on relevancy and frequency.
The Booty
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Comedy Writing Secrets Competition Winners
The winners:
Don Ivan on February 6, 2007 11:49 pm
Ken on February 6, 2007 6:22 pm
Andrew on February 6, 2007 5:05 pm
Email me your addresses and I’ll gladly send you a copy on me.
Did you miss the competition? Read the pickup stories!
Donovan
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Comedy Writing Secrets Competition Now Open

I’ve decided to hold a competition for THREE copies of “Comedy Writing Secrets” by Melvin Helitzer, if one of the three winner’s already owns it, I’ll gladly send you “The Art of Persuasion” (if you own both, we’ll arrange something)
The rules…
1. Post your FAVORITE, 100% YOUR OWN pickup stories in the comments section OF THIS POST.
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