Never, Never Leave A Voicemail Like This

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Savoy posted this on his blog yesterday and I had to put it here. Doesn’t this sound a tad like Mystery? No disrespect to Mystery, but this “greek” Canadian does have many of the same vocal mannerisms and beliefs…

What was your favorite part of the voicemail? Comment below.

Mine was: “I’m one of the few men in the city with nothing wrong with him.”

Sure…

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  1. “I’m a complete . . . CARTCH.”

    ” . . . with nothing wruuuuung with him.”

    Haha he talks like all you PUA guys do.

    That emphasis on the vowels really shows he’s a strong, assertive, alpha warrior-poet or whatever it is these days . . .

  2. Is it really possible to leave a four and a half minute long voicemail? To be honest, it sound fake.

  3. this is HILARIOUS!

    what is even funnier is that he is a PUA and sells bootcamps!

    Donovan, do an interview….please!

    http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-the-lovers-history-of-sexual-assault-weapons-stockpiling-and-psychiatric-evaluations

    http://dimitrithelover.com/shopping-worship.html

  4. Hahaha, that was fucking gold. There is no one best bit!

    Pretty heavy on the stalker vibe. I bet the chick was looking over her shoulder for at least a month.

  5. That’s not Mystery. That’s Dimitri “The Lover”.

    It’s been back and forth around the internet hardcore.

  6. of course its not Mystery. READ.

  7. Oh, there will be no interview. I point of this site is to help guys get less weird. ;) He’s a freakshow.

  8. I read that Dimitri just did this as a joke, and its 100% not serioius.

    The funny thing about the seduction community is all you guys are supposed to be supporting eachother, and yet we all gather round to point fingers and judge “LAME” “WEIRD” or “OUT OF DATE” pickup artists…

    If Dimitri was being serious (which I dont think he was) then instead of critizing him, give him some help/ advice? If he has an ego, who cares?

    Now Im gonna quote JayZ

    “Only god can judge me, either love me, or leave me alone”

  9. Man, this guy did not do this as a joke. He’s so embarassed by the negative feedback he can only say it was done as a joke.
    That was so aweful, it made me cringe 95% of the time!!
    Clearly the guy tries way too hard to overcompensate with “game”
    and that’s why it comes across as double creepy. Ewww poor girl, she must have thought this guy was into some freakish mind gaming tactics and wanted to play with her on every angle.
    Dude Dimitri if you’re out there reading this, All I can say is lay off the gaming for awhile and try to be normal person. That will help you greatly!!

  10. “It’s extremely passive aggressive. You should actually look that up, passive-aggressive personality disorder.”

    That’s priceless. Surely he’s kidding?

  11. Like none of us have never done AFC/ Chode shit like Dimitri before… Like none of us have ever come off creepy before, like none of us have ever screwed up an interaction before…

    Get rid of the ego guys…

    Even if it wasnt a joke, who cares?
    You all still to this day no matter how good you are do CHODE or AFC stuff…

    If hes embarressed, then he knows he messed up… GOOD!!! He learned

    Stop the hate

  12. My guess is this Dimitri fella was OVERthinking and OVERanalzyzing his game to the point off forcefeeding your brain things it HAS to say to ’show good game’. In other words this lead to: not coming across genuine, natural but rather artificial, forced and not relaxed and is this case even coming across REALLY creepy.

    I can understand the viewpoint of hating on it, but like Thread said everyone has his lesser moment, his ‘NOT bringing A-game’ moment and fucks up every now and then doing AFC stuff. The more experience you have the less FREQUENT these mistakes are, byt they’ll always be there. I know I have them. But point is that these are to your ADVANTAGE. Making a mistake puts you on edge, it gets you sharp again and looking for ways to improve yourself, to learn from it to prevent future mistakes. I also agree with Thread on advising the guy btw (byt yes, 4 to 5 minutes voicemails are WAY too long).

    One more thing about these mistakes I’d like to point out: I’ve been in the game for years now and noticed how women DON’T make a big deal out of it (these mistakes), unless YOU do. In fact, I’ve gotten to the point of when I make a mistake? SHE auto-corrects it for me because I still do REALLY well in all other areas than that mistake, I don’t make a big deal out of it, and a woman actually LIKES to prove herself and as such tries to correct it. It’s like this: AFCs make a LARGE quantitity of mistakes from big ones to small ones, and come across as the clumsy, inexperienced, naive wussy clown women don’t want to be with. I make a small quantity of small mistakes, and I come across as a sexy, exciting, fun man with a human, softer side. Ever wondered how you could use women’s more emotional nature? By showing the softer side (in this case the mistakes) as an exception and not a rule, and having that human side makes you more REAL in their eyes, more natural, a genuine, real and relaxed alpha man.

  13. haha~!!!

    good game.

    =)

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