Take Care Of The Cooter (Brad)

If I’m ever single again, there’s NO WAY I’ll ever be afraid to talk to any women again after the stuff that I’ve heard… the feedback that I’ve gotten… and the sheer stats that I’ve seen on my own websites.

Let me explain.

First, check this out.

I was out in Raleigh on Friday night when two attractive women walked by… on their way out to the cab.

Now, we were all sitting outside in the comfortable weather enjoying our drinks, when someone asks one of the women (a friend of theirs I hope).

“Hey, where are you guys going?”

And I shit you not… this came out of the woman’s mouth:

“I’ve got to go take care of my cooter!”

Granted, she was a little buzzed… and her friend didn’t even flinch when she pretty much shouted it out in front of all of these strangers.

(Oh, and by the way, she definitely wasn’t talking about washing… or fixing it up down there because it was rotten… she was talking about getting laid)

I’m sitting there laughing as all of the guys around us had their jaws hit the floor.

A very pretty woman just told the world that she was going to get laid… and it seemed to me that she was going to do whatever it took to make that happen.

Hey man, drunk talk is truth talk… in most cases.

But that’s not the only reason that I’ll NEVER be afraid to talk to ANY women… again.

Since I’ve been dating the same woman for a little while now… and am now friends with her friends… I get to be privy to some of their “conversations”.

In fact, many times, I get asked for advice.

Guys, these women are NOT ugly… and they are BOY CRAZY like you wouldn’t believe.

They WANT you to take control.

They WANT great sex (hell, they talk about it more than WE do)

They HATE it when you can’t make a decision.

Oh… and they WILL sleep with you on the first date… and have already decided if they will or not within the first 10 minutes of meeting you.

No shit.

These great women are CRAVING male attention… GOOD male attention. MAN attention.

AND THEY CAN’T SEEM TO GET IT.

They talk about how men only last 5 minutes in the sack.

They talk about how men bore them to death

Hell, just this past weekend, one of my female friends told a guy that we were with to STOP BUGGING HER… and all he was doing was “making sure” that she was okay.

She HATED it.

But there’s even more.

I check my website(s) stats… I know who’s subscribing.

Did you know that almost 30% of my newsletter subscriptions are FEMALE for the Angel Eyes site?

For an ALL MALE site.

Have you noticed that almost all of my comments are from FEMALES?

(Hell, even the Adonis Effect has a ton of female subscribers… for a MENS workout
Program)

So… what does this all tell me?

That women are ON THE PROWL. They want and crave great men.

AND they’ll go so far as to subscribe to MEN’S ONLY newsletters to try to figure us out.

(How many of you have subscribed to Cosmo? NOBODY… exactly.)

And the emails and feedback I get… check this out.

When I sent an email out to my fat loss list about the Adonis launch, I got this:

“”Nice to find out that someone has finally figured out that most women aren’t attracted to muscle-bound jocks. I personally find such men totally repugnant.”

Take care,
Hope
Mar 4, 2008

Here’s a message that I got from one of those Angel Eyes subscribers (she’s also on one of my fitness lists) with her explaining her dating “troubles”:

“I am on a on-line dating site.

Messaging can only go so far. I find guys don’t know what really to say past hi how are you. If they message me a few times and ask for my phone number I give them my number.

They say that they will call me but never do.

I have meet the odd one for coffee and I am very relaxed happy interested in them and what they do and still it doesn’t go anywhere.

I know men like to chase woman but I have found not one of them that will do that. So I can’t do the chasing. There has been the odd one that just wants sex no strings attached that is good yet in the end that is not what I want.

I have copied about ten on-line messages if you are ever interested in a good read for your research. Free food and drinks that hasn’t happened for me, so don’t worry I can’t tell you are safe.

Yes I know about your promo good luck I also love reading your angel eyes. I even read David’s (Wygant) newsletters telling guys how to get woman.

Enough on here thank you for getting back to me.”

(I told her to milk match.com for free food and drinks since most guys are THAT boring. I DO know women that do that by the way… but it’s not their fault because that’s all the guys ever suggest..”

Here’s another sample from the same woman (and she’s not ugly by any means):

“Here is where I meet most loser guys. I listen they tell me everything about their ex’s work problems you name it. I try to change the conversation. I give them x amount of time then I get up and say I am late for….”

Oh… and then this:

“Brad, I finally have sometime. I have a bad cold but time.

What I would like from a man sorry just getting right to the point.

• He takes care of himself his health and appearances
• He has a strong personality
• Don’t forget a good outlook on life
• All wrapped up in a sense of humor and willingness to do off the wall things
• An absolute if he says he is going to do something just do it
• Damn it I want to be challenged yeah tease the shit out of me, but you better be willing to take
• But don’t manipulate me”

Or how about THIS comment off of one of my posts:

“I would say that is partially true. I think the women just grow tired of their looks being the only thing that some men are attracted to. I like it when a man notices that I am witty, read good books, and make interesting conversation. If he thinks I’m beautiful, that’s great, but not at the top of my list.”

Or what about this:

“Hey great post,

And i think that one thing that covers all those points is that you suck because you think like a sucker.

What you tell yourself over and over again will be true to you.

If you think you are a chump then you most prolly are.

If you define yourself as a nerd then thats what you will come across to the world.

Its time to start taking some self responsibility for where you are in life and have understand you have to power to change it.”

These are all comments made to me… either via email… or Facebook… or my blog… talking about YOU…

… and what YOU can do to win “the game”.

They’re giving you the answers before the big test. Stop making it so complicated.

So pay attention…

… and take care of the cooter.

Get Brad’s Adonis Effect workout. It will break your balls.