Allison Stokke has been getting around the blogs with some crazy nerd-injected velocity this past week. I became aware of Stokke when I was looking in the keyword searches for one of my other websites. I queried, who the hell is Allison Stokkes? I went to my website, searched it, and no results were found for her. I have no idea why this appeared in my stats and all I can determine at this point is that it’s a miracle sent directly from a divine source.
Allison Stokke is a pole vaulter from Newport Beach High School and is going to continue her hotness at the University of California – Berkeley.
Check this body out:
Check out her boyfriend: He gives every man hope. *Cough* Douchebag
I think we’ll all be seeing a lot more of her.
Check out this CBS News Report video.
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That guy is actually Neil Strauss’s second cousin.
Just kidding.
“I think we’ll all be seeing a lot more of her.”
And less of him, the long list of ugly dudes who’s ass is on the street after their hot girlfriend hit the bigtime starts around the corner
i will be googling her real soon
California Girls love their douchebag boyfriends!
Look at Heidi Montag from the Hills, who was on this blog earlier. Boyfriend Spencer was a tool. Maybe it’s a phase they go through around 19-20.
What gets me is how gaa-gaa guys get over a girl who is in a sport. I could get the connection if these women were in sports I actually watched rather than tennis, Indy racing and pole-vaulting.
I can see why she is with that guy: it’s his awesome granny cataract glasses. He’s one-upping Kanye with them. Truly a trend setter.
@Mack Tight: Wait… guys don’t watch Indy racing and tennis?
I’m usually never a fan of girls in sports. Dana Patrick I don’t even think is worth all the attention. I remember Mary Pierce, the tennis player, when I was younger. Wow she had that whole french thing going on. So hot when she served.
Maybe that guy has really tight game…good for him.
Believe it or not, there are tons of girls in high school that look like her. I know, I work in sports.
Had a girlfriend who looked just like this one. she was a swimmer.
good times.
Gay-ass sunglasses? Check
Unkempt bed head hairdo? Check
Stupid facial expression? Check
Looks like we have us a mystery method student.
Hey, she’s a nice looking underage cutie..Call me when she’s in her 20′s and shows the wisdom not to date cats with gay ass sun glasses..
“@Mack Tight: Wait… guys don’t watch Indy racing and tennis?”
I said: “I could get the connection if these women were in sports –> I <– actually watched rather than tennis, Indy racing and pole-vaulting”.
How does that get transformed into me saying “guys don’t watch Indy racing and tennis”? I’m sure there are guys who watch infomercials for food dehydrators.
I can put my own foot in my mouth perfectly fine on my own Donovan, I don’t need your help
@Mack Tight:
My reasoning behind my comment was… you should get connection even if you don’t watch them personally. =)
Donovan,
Do you enjoy watching pole vaulting? Were you looking for pictures of some super-awesome “pole vaults” when you just happened to stumble upon these pictures?
You admit that wasn’t the case. I’m sure 99% of the guys who are obsessed with these female athletes do not even watch them play their sport any how.
So I guess I still don’t “get connection” why guys go excessively gaa-gaa over attractive female athletes.
@Mack Tight: I didn’t include pole vaulting… I was talking about Indy Racing and Tennis. Huge male followings!
I dont think they go gaa-gaa over female sport players more than other women. I think it’s just the fact that they are hot. If you put it in perspective , guys go gaa-gaa more over actresses/models and other celebrities, like Hiliary C. Wait…
I have to admit I used to go gaa-gaa over models and even went to a few comic book conventions to meet them in the past and joined their fan clubs. Over the years I have seen a lot of hotties end up with douchebags! As Playmate Victoria Zdrok says in her book “Dr Z on Scoring”, for every model that hooks up with a movie star there are hundreds that end up with the average joes, blue collar workers, etc. She mentions all these centerfolds that married blue collar workers, one married her UPS delivery guy. So I am working on my game to nab one of these hotties. I am a decent looking guy, tall, muscular, just have a bit of a speech impediment and that always set me back…
Nahh but you sound way too old ta hook up with allison.if she’s with this dude its either bc she likes his personality or somethin but I think that’s about it. . .and yeaa she’s like the hottest teen ever no doubt.
she might be out of his league…