This post and these ideas are written and discovered by men who were successful with women and dating! And I do constantly see these things happening in real life

If men took women’s advice on dating and attraction, all would remain bachelors forever!

I have to admit tho, these are very… general. Isn’t this just what women do on a whole?

Not interested in anyone defying my ‘nonsense’ logic. Most of the points on this page ARE nonsense. I’m not interested in the ‘alpha genetic resource’ (Poor phrasing by the way) either, I don’t meet people off of the internet. My friend sent me this link (She was trying to find out, as a joke, if our friend, also a girl, fancied her) – Note lack of men. No alpha resource. Right?

Secondly – I do know to some extent how people work, it can all be summed up by saying people are not puppets that fit a set of rules on a website telling us how they’ll behave in certain situations. Although the whole thing I wrote was a joke, you seem to be getting a little frustrated. I’d also like to note that this page was clearly written for men in desperation clutching at straws so… (won’t say anymore). Oh, and I’m not 17.

Thirdly – I’m not uncomfortable with male sexuality. Once again, the whole thing was a joke. I think ‘most importantly’ – I loved that – that you seem really bothered with what I wrote. Hmm, what does this say about you?

I’d also like to add (not that’s it’s particularly important) I’m not at all fat. I’m quite attractive. But it made me laugh how you had to add that in there, it’s clearly projection.

Alright, , most importantly the something to prove thing… I was bored. But the fact you felt the need to reply, all snobby and pretentious, and somewhat stupidly – to a joke, really does say you have more to prove than I do!

P.S You spelt ‘material’ wrong at the beginning.

1. Putting up a textbook bitch-shield. In this case, her conscious goal is to appear “above” or “too good for” this kind of meterial, but she has no clue that deep down, it’s an instinctive reflex that she’s using as a test to figure out which guy here has the balls to defy her nonsense logic, thus demonstrating himself the alpha and genetic resource.

2. Displaying a total lack of knowledge about how men work, and even MORESO, how *women* work. This could be a fake put-on used just to mock the material, or she could just be inexperienced. I have a sneaking feeling this chick might be 17.

3. Demonstrating a genuine discomfort with sexuality, especially male sexuality. This is subtle, and easily MOST important – not only is she trying to over-neg the shit out of this reasonably decent post, but she also tipper her hand regarding her massive discomfort with sexuality AND with attention from men. She repeatedly framed normal healthy masculine displays as “pedophilia,” and most tragically, she referred to a silly, light-hearted Hollywood visual gag about semen as “creepy.”

She’s probably one of those chicks who wears really loose, ugly, “unique” and “interesting” outfits — and she’s probably fat.

Nothing wrong with fat chicks, but if she acts like this, I have no obligation to be nice.

4. Telling us she has something to prove. Aw.

5. Begging for attention. This might sound contradictory to 3, but that’s usually how it works for a person that’s hyper-attentive to something — they want it deeply, and they fear it deeply, and both are blown out of realistic proportion. It’s the same pattern as anorexia, but with men in place of food.

1. If She Wants to Speak to You:

-She points her feet towards you when standing up.

…you’re standing infront of her feet, and will do it more so since you read this.

-She smiles, or looks away embarrassed when you hold eye contact.

…because you look like a peadophile.

-She jerks her leg in your direction if sitting down with legs crossed.

…see number one.

-She adjusts her posture – sits up straighter and holds in belly.

…because when you’re not around all women walk around like hunchbacks.

-She faces you with her hips/legs while sitting.

…not many people talk back to back.

-She opens up her body language to you while standing.

…politeness?

-She brushes up against you unnecessarily when she passes.

…you’re in her way. On purpose.

-She looks at you twice before approach.

…she has to, she can’t remember who you sre.

-She touches her hair when she notices you.

…you remind her of the creepy scene from there’s something about mary.

If you get one of these signals, go in and start a conversation with her. Your next goal is to take the interaction to a point where she wants to have a conversation with you. It might happen immediately or it might not. If you have approached without any of the above invitations, you should look for some of the below to know that she is interested in you.

2. If She is Interested in Extending the Interaction:
-She asks you questions

…”Please, would you leave me alone?”

-She asks your name.

…The police will need it.

-She gives extended answers to your questions.

…She’s bored.

So now you know whether she likes you to the point of wanting to talk to you, but how do you know if she wants to get physical with you?

3. If She is Sexually Attracted to You:
-She strokes her neck when in conversation with you.

…She’s scared you’re a vampire.

-She looks at your mouth.

…brocolli in your teeth.

-She tilts head to the side when speaking to you.

…Her neck hurts, from touching it so much. Obviously.

-Her pupils dilate.

…drug addict.

-She laughs too much at your jokes, even when they aren’t funny.

…Nervous laughter

-She is happy listening to you even when you are talking rubbish.

…stop talking rubbish, after a few months her true colours will show and she’ll call you an idiot.

-She holds eye contact with you and doesn’t look around the room or at her friends. Note: if she is nervous and it is just not her character to hold strong eye contact, she could still be interested.

…or she couldn’t. stop clutching at straws.

-She is comfortable with you touching her and invading her space.

…you’re her gyneacologist.

-She shows willingness to leave her friends and stay with you.

…you’re her uncle.

-She laughs and hits you on the shoulder when you tease her.

…hits how hard?

-She looks at you in a dreaming kind of way.

…she’s dreaming, you’re sending her to sleep.

-She asks if you are single.

…she wants to set you up with her ugly friend with pet cats.

-She says your name in conversation.

…so she doesn’t forget it.

-She leans in to you.

…oh I don’t know.

desperation!