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   Comment by joe on 30 May 2008:

   oh man i havent realised that sophie benn doing most of that
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   Comment by Herbert on 7 September 2008:

   My mom does all the above to me, am I in trouble?
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   Comment by brendan on 21 December 2008:

   I’ve just realized that every girl I’ve ever met has fancied me, I just thought those things were what girls did. Thanks, youve been very helpful.
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   Comment by Belinda on 18 January 2009:

   The whole thing translated from a women’s perspective.

   1. If She Wants to Speak to You:

   -She points her feet towards you when standing up.

   …you’re standing infront of her feet, and will do it more so since you read this.

   -She smiles, or looks away embarrassed when you hold eye contact.

   …because you look like a peadophile.

   -She jerks her leg in your direction if sitting down with legs crossed.

   …see number one.

   -She adjusts her posture – sits up straighter and holds in belly.

   …because when you’re not around all women walk around like hunchbacks.

   -She faces you with her hips/legs while sitting.

   …not many people talk back to back.

   -She opens up her body language to you while standing.

   …politeness?

   -She brushes up against you unnecessarily when she passes.

   …you’re in her way. On purpose.

   -She looks at you twice before approach.

   …she has to, she can’t remember who you sre.

   -She touches her hair when she notices you.

   …you remind her of the creepy scene from there’s something about mary.

   If you get one of these signals, go in and start a conversation with her. Your next goal is to take the interaction to a point where she wants to have a conversation with you. It might happen immediately or it might not. If you have approached without any of the above invitations, you should look for some of the below to know that she is interested in you.

   2. If She is Interested in Extending the Interaction:
   -She asks you questions

   …”Please, would you leave me alone?”

   -She asks your name.

   …The police will need it.

   -She gives extended answers to your questions.

   …She’s bored.

   So now you know whether she likes you to the point of wanting to talk to you, but how do you know if she wants to get physical with you?

   3. If She is Sexually Attracted to You:
   -She strokes her neck when in conversation with you.

   …She’s scared you’re a vampire.

   -She looks at your mouth.

   …brocolli in your teeth.

   -She tilts head to the side when speaking to you.

   …Her neck hurts, from touching it so much. Obviously.

   -Her pupils dilate.

   …drug addict.

   -She laughs too much at your jokes, even when they aren’t funny.

   …Nervous laughter

   -She is happy listening to you even when you are talking rubbish.

   …stop talking rubbish, after a few months her true colours will show and she’ll call you an idiot.

   -She holds eye contact with you and doesn’t look around the room or at her friends. Note: if she is nervous and it is just not her character to hold strong eye contact, she could still be interested.

   …or she couldn’t. stop clutching at straws.

   -She is comfortable with you touching her and invading her space.

   …you’re her gyneacologist.

   -She shows willingness to leave her friends and stay with you.

   …you’re her uncle.

   -She laughs and hits you on the shoulder when you tease her.

   …hits how hard?

   -She looks at you in a dreaming kind of way.

   …she’s dreaming, you’re sending her to sleep.

   -She asks if you are single.

   …she wants to set you up with her ugly friend with pet cats.

   -She says your name in conversation.

   …so she doesn’t forget it.

   -She leans in to you.

   …oh I don’t know.

   desperation!
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   Comment by ivan on 20 January 2009:

   i hope this is a joke
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   Comment by Steve on 4 February 2009:

   Ok, so the woman who posted above is doing several things. She is:

   1. Putting up a textbook bitch-shield. In this case, her conscious goal is to appear “above” or “too good for” this kind of meterial, but she has no clue that deep down, it’s an instinctive reflex that she’s using as a test to figure out which guy here has the balls to defy her nonsense logic, thus demonstrating himself the alpha and genetic resource.

   2. Displaying a total lack of knowledge about how men work, and even MORESO, how *women* work. This could be a fake put-on used just to mock the material, or she could just be inexperienced. I have a sneaking feeling this chick might be 17.

   3. Demonstrating a genuine discomfort with sexuality, especially male sexuality. This is subtle, and easily MOST important – not only is she trying to over-neg the shit out of this reasonably decent post, but she also tipper her hand regarding her massive discomfort with sexuality AND with attention from men. She repeatedly framed normal healthy masculine displays as “pedophilia,” and most tragically, she referred to a silly, light-hearted Hollywood visual gag about semen as “creepy.”

   She’s probably one of those chicks who wears really loose, ugly, “unique” and “interesting” outfits — and she’s probably fat.

   Nothing wrong with fat chicks, but if she acts like this, I have no obligation to be nice.

   4. Telling us she has something to prove. Aw.

   5. Begging for attention. This might sound contradictory to 3, but that’s usually how it works for a person that’s hyper-attentive to something — they want it deeply, and they fear it deeply, and both are blown out of realistic proportion. It’s the same pattern as anorexia, but with men in place of food.
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   Comment by Belinda on 13 February 2009:

   Dear Steve,

   Not interested in anyone defying my ‘nonsense’ logic. Most of the points on this page ARE nonsense. I’m not interested in the ‘alpha genetic resource’ (Poor phrasing by the way) either, I don’t meet people off of the internet. My friend sent me this link (She was trying to find out, as a joke, if our friend, also a girl, fancied her) – Note lack of men. No alpha resource. Right?

   Secondly – I do know to some extent how people work, it can all be summed up by saying people are not puppets that fit a set of rules on a website telling us how they’ll behave in certain situations. Although the whole thing I wrote was a joke, you seem to be getting a little frustrated. I’d also like to note that this page was clearly written for men in desperation clutching at straws so… (won’t say anymore). Oh, and I’m not 17.

   Thirdly – I’m not uncomfortable with male sexuality. Once again, the whole thing was a joke. I think ‘most importantly’ – I loved that – that you seem really bothered with what I wrote. Hmm, what does this say about you?

   I’d also like to add (not that’s it’s particularly important) I’m not at all fat. I’m quite attractive. But it made me laugh how you had to add that in there, it’s clearly projection.

   Alright, , most importantly the something to prove thing… I was bored. But the fact you felt the need to reply, all snobby and pretentious, and somewhat stupidly – to a joke, really does say you have more to prove than I do!

   P.S You spelt ‘material’ wrong at the beginning.
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   Comment by op on 12 June 2009:

   thanks a paticular girl has been doing that to me for a year and ive just realized she fansies me .
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   Comment by Nathan on 19 June 2009:

   HAHA Steve just got battered…. i think Belinda is older than 17, early 20s… ? But ya dude, you took it way to seriously.

   I have to admit tho, these are very… general. Isn’t this just what women do on a whole?
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    Comment by Belinda on 30 June 2009:

    Lol, I hadn’t checked the comments on this for ages. And yeah Nathan if I were you I wouldn’t really listen to it cos everyone is different, women can’t be grouped into one section and have someone say ‘they’re all gonna act this way’. If you think about it, sites like this are like reading horoscopes, if you want something to be there, it’ll be there. So you’ll start noticing the thing the girl does, but it might not be that she fancies you.
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    Comment by Ragman on 11 July 2009:

    @ Belinda

    This post and these ideas are written and discovered by men who were successful with women and dating! And I do constantly see these things happening in real life

    If men took women’s advice on dating and attraction, all would remain bachelors forever!
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    Comment by Prince on 25 July 2009:

    Its cool,i tried it & it worked
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    Comment by Alexander on 2 August 2009:

    i’m a model for dior ,this happens to me everyday ,Belinda is from what she writes ugly or fat or ugly and fat ,girls do more than that they wanna lick your body naked sometimes this is maybe an euphemism of the reality .Belinda come down to earth! I’ve dated super hot woman none of them has your ego .You are going to explod one way or the other
    Belinda shows her insecurity and lack of experience i have this feeling you’re a nerdy girl aaarghh
    And you know that WE guys hate your kind of sarcastic girls .
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    Comment by Aaron on 15 September 2009:

    this is rather useful:) i needed this, because to be honest I thought the whole turning away with embarrasement might b due to being too ugly?? but ive been told im attractive etc, just need mre self belief i guess ey
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    Comment by Jordan on 21 February 2010:

    whattt…every girl that i’ve found out fancies me ran away at the start =/ i used to think it was because i was scarey or because i’m english and i live in france but they did do the other things so ROCK ON!!
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    Comment by anonymous on 21 February 2010:

    LOL!!! This is so funny…..I think a womans perspective on this matter is very important as they will know whats going through thier minds…any ways, just wanted to say that all of the above happens to me all the time…so im just a bit confused…i think its just something women do, i would have to agree with belinda…
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    Comment by NthDegree on 27 February 2010:

    @ Belinda: OMG OMG OMG OMG TROLL! Did you even read the headings? No-one said these things are indicators of her wanting to hump some guys leg….

    —-

    For those who doubt the validity of this post, here’s an explanation of the reality of a few from section 1.

    “-She points her feet towards you when standing up.”

    This applies to body language generally. When in a professional/non-personal capacity, most people use passive body language. Just try to visualise a person talking to a client and that same person talking to a colleague – you’ll notice the difference. There is no implied attraction, but this is in an indicator of potential communication on a more personal level.

    “-She smiles, or looks away embarrassed when you hold eye contact.”

    Indicator of openness and willingness to talk. Whether or not it may be considered an IOI depends on whether the smile is real, based on the emotion of the moment or not.

    “-She jerks her leg in your direction if sitting down with legs crossed.”

    If she does this it means she wants to communicate with you actively, as in actually have a proper conversation with you.

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