Comments on: Are These Your Favorite Cocky and Funny Lines?

By: Dale

Dale — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:18:20 +0000

Wow! son…maybe after you have knocked her over you can kick her around the dance floor while you are at it.

By: Son

Son — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:16:01 +0000

she will be dancing close to me in a bar or club and i will tap her on the shoulder, tell her shes in my dancing space and push her away

By: Jack

Jack — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:14:20 +0000

Many of the C&F examples on here are brilliant. However, some people are missing the whole concept. The idea behind Cocky Comedy is increasing YOUR value.
“Z” explained it perfectly. You should all read his comment. The date of submission for his comment is 7 April 2009. So scroll up NOW.

AN example that I came up with and used during class hours:

Her: Can I please have a paper?
Me: Look, if you wanna tell me how much you love me, just SAY it. You don’t have to write it down. We’re both adults, and you can be honest with me. (Said Lightheartedly with *Sincere* eyes.)

She REALLy enjoyed that one.
Btw, I got the “We’re both adults, and you can be honest with me” from one of David D’s Cocky Funny examples. It’s a great addition!!

By: Levi

Levi — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:57:28 +0000

alright to finish that convo above.

Me: Ha i think thats one of my more redeeming qualities actually.
Her. Ok.

Did i do something wrong or is she just uninterested? I also havea bit of a history with her.

By: Levi

Levi — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:49:45 +0000

Ha so what do i with this one girl.

Me: What’s Up?
Her: About to go play pool at Casey’s house. You?
Me: Ha well now i just feel bad for him.
Her: Whys that exactly?
Me: Ha cause your gonna be there.
Her: Well fuck you then.
Me: Well thats kind of aggressive.
Her: Well your kind of a dick.

haha where exactly am i supposed to go from there?

By: cockUm

cockUm — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:18:24 +0000

Here is a great way to open with any beautiful woman.
You: Hey I need a female opinion on something
Her: Stops in her tracks and is curious
You: I have a friend who is talking to this girl who is taller than him. He is only like 5″2 and she is about 5″11. She tells him that she doesn’t know if she can continue to date him because he is shorter than her. They have went out a couple of times already. Is there anything my friend can say to get past this?
Her: She will laugh and tell you her opinion.
You later: Would you date a guy that is shorter than you?

This has been tested over 10 times and has always got a laugh plus you can transition after you have opened.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:06:33 +0000

You: Do anything interesting this weekend
Her: Yeah I blah blah blah (Cut her off)
You: I said interesting.

By: hnh07h

hnh07h — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:09:37 +0000

You want to taste something good my mom did ?

By: kenny

kenny — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:35:00 +0000

do you all ways go arround seducing guys with this (wait for two seconds)then say i mean your cat walk,am not seduced at all, girl you need to walk on your waist movement, before i can consider you in my world

By: Riddlar

Riddlar — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:56:43 +0000

Hey guys this is Great stuff…. I need a little help with this situation: Lets see how many great minds are here!!!!!

Ive met this girl 2 times. First time didnt talk to her much cuz i thought she was a dyke (long story) 2nd time was at a bar we talked a little bit but the music was so loud i couldnt here my self think. I heard from her friend that she likes me…. now i dont have her number or anything, but guess what i tracked her down on facebook (thats whats up haha) yeah i know its lame but w/e what do i have to lose, ive been looking for a good C&F first message to send her, She is super shy so more funny and less cocky whould be perfect!

Any help is appreciated, thanks guys!

By: Mapper

Mapper — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:27:40 +0000

Her: (Singing or humming a song)
You: (acting interested) who sings that originally?
Her: Responds with band/artist name
You: Ah yeah… let’s keep it that way shall we? (with cheeky face)

By: Ryan

Ryan — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 23:14:37 +0000

Okay so I used this on a girl this week and wrote about it in more detail on my blog. There was a girl sitting next to me reading and I said, “Stop that, it’s really distracting.”

She said, “What? What’s distracting?”

I replied with, “Your reading, I saw you reading, and you looked so enthralled that I had to know what that book is about.”

She smiled and told me all about the book. I like it because it led right into a natural conversation.

By: cowboy

cowboy — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:02:44 +0000

I have a VERY CRUCIAL question regarding C&F comments…

Im new to this concept of c&f. Now i’ve begun practising it with some girls who are friends of mine. The thing is : besides the fact that its tough to find some good matter to say (doesnt come naturally), it sounds sort of jerk-ish even if ive managed to make something up. No matter HOW i alter the way i say it, be it with a serious stern face or with a smirk or…. anything really, it seems to them that im just trying to act cool or saying stuff to make them laugh… The same happens when im chatting with them online… Im not saying that it makes a bad impression on them… just that overall it only looks like im using some “friendly” humour, as though im cracking a P.J. or something… if you know what i mean.
Ive already given a lot of thought on how to make c&f work the way it should, like altering my body language and stuff… but it also seems your past impressions on the gals also play a major role.
If anyone has any suggestions on how to make it really work plz plz plz plz leave a comment on this thread… or you could email me on dudeag@yahoo.in…
Im sure many of u guyz must have gone thru this phase at some point in the beginning

By: John Murray

John Murray — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:53:24 +0000

Uhh ok this one is pushing boundaries but she loved it!

(After she’s pulled a hair out my head and put it on her shoulder)

Her: See now if I get murdered tonight you’ll be the prime suspect cos your DNA is on me with this hair.

Me: I think it will be the fact that you’ll be full of my semen that will be my main downfall.

By: Dan

Dan — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 00:00:15 +0000

Passed by two girls at a party and overheard their conversation.
One of them was telling the other about a cool guy she had met, but now can’t remember his name, so I turned back and leaned in as I was passing by and said “GoSH!!! Its NOT that hard *looking disappointed at the girl* My name is Dan! And this the last time I will repeat it”

By: Dale

Dale — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:01:29 +0000

Good one Ernesto.

By: Savage

Savage — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 07:55:57 +0000

If your ever in a party situation and you spark up a conversation with a girl, roll with this one.

You: Soooo… who exactly invited you here? (Be sure to raise an eyebrow, squint and grin, being friendly but showing doubt in her ability to attend somethin like this and your obvious acceptance into the party)

Her: I’m friends with the guy who owns the house (Probably in a matter of fact tone and a smirk)

You: Well pardon me, some of us earn our places, not all of us are so orally persuasive (This is C&F and a neg that can even lead to a shit test later)

Shit test

Her: I bet you would looove to see how I got in here

You: Sorry hun, left my wallet in the car

If you carry yourself with an air of arrogance and confidence, she will seek your approval. Cat and string theory yall.

By: Ernesto

Ernesto — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 23:20:40 +0000

i got one.

girls like random shit ,so if u wanna talk to a random girl say this:
how much does a polar bear weigh?
she: mmm i dont know
me: enough to break the ice, hello my name is…

By: craig

craig — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 19:13:52 +0000

Those last two were really lame, just to let you guys know. Don’t post anything that you’d never use in an actual situation.

By: CORE!

CORE! — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 07:03:08 +0000

ME: do you have a pen?
HER:theres two replies No or Yes,
NO- ME”great, now i will never be able to know to spell you name on my valentine’s day card”
YES- ME:depends on what comes to mind, or why you need one

Just the other day at lunch in highschool,a girl and her friend walk up to me, and one of the girls run away, one of the girls comes and leans on my shoulders and begins to breath hard. i had many things to say, but this is what came to mind:

ME: Whats wrong?
HER: tired
ME:yeah i can tell, almost fell on me
HER:NO!(expectded response)
ME: its okay if you wanna kiss me just say so
Her:(she laughs her ass off)
ME: what was with you friend?
HER: she likes you
ME: apparently you love me if you are still here
HER: Maybe

Also in one of my classes i always use this one:
HER:(she would mumble something to her self)
ME: hows it going today schizo?(schizophrenic)
HER: what did you call me?
Me:Crazy
Her:i am not crazy you think i am crazy(hitting me in my arm)
My friend:(wingman needed, for deeper effect)we dont think, WE KNOW
ME: i would sing the Gnrals Barkley song- CRAZY,
“this girl is CRAAZAAY,this girl is craaazaaay, JUST LIKE YOU”
HER: she dies from laughter

The next day with the same girl
HER:what are you doing?
ME: making a list of why your crazy
Her: dont do that *in a serious tone* (hitting me in my arm)
ME: i am adding that to the list, hitting people for no reason
HER: she reaches over and hits me again.

i have done this stuff without knowing,the key to it is to never lose eye contact, only when doing a sarcastic line or so, depends when you do it. GL