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A beautiful thing about David Deangelo‘s Cocky Comedy program is the fact that it gives you the formula for generating your own cocky and funny lines, and you can see it used properly by the guys that get results. Before I ask you for your FAVORITE COCKY AND FUNNY LINES, here is my disclaimer:
I’d like to break down a common notion that’s tossed throughout the community often. That is that you say cocky and funny lines and you get a certain response – attraction. Some men that are new to the concept of cocky and funny tend to use it ALL the time, never allowing the conversation to mature, gain rapport and are always staying on the superficial level of cocky and funny. DON’T LET THIS BE YOU.
A pure cocky and funny attitude is UNHEALTHY, and should not be used. David Deangelo has never supported this type of behavior. Guys that are insecure who have finally found this ‘holy grail’ tend to keep using it because they like the reactions the women are sending back. You need to sprinkle this formula in with your normal vibing, and rapport, just like you would a spice for a meal. Too much spice ruins the meal, too little and you can’t taste a thing.
I’ve noticed for myself as I’ve used the concept of cocky and funny, that I OVERDID it to begin with. I totally went hell-bent on cocky and funny lines, like, “Oh you love me” or the typical David Deangelo line “I’m glad you like it”. Yawn.
Let’s be proactive in using cocky and funny the RIGHT way.
My friend Stephen Nash broke it down when I had one-on-one coaching with him while visiting New York City. He basically told me,
“The brilliance of cocky and funny is that it’s flirting – pure and simple. Teasing is flirting. Cocky and funny is simply flirting. You flirt to gain attraction and interest, and to tell her that you know what’s going on, that you have social value, and you play this game. Once that’s accomplished, don’t get bogged down and only flirt, you need to build a connection, and show her your value in other areas of your life.”
So onto my favorite cocky and funny lines.
Remember they have to be “Cocky and FUNNY“. Some guys just don’t get the humor of it…
Example #1: (Just last Friday night)
Waitress comes over…
Waitress: “There you go” *hands me my to-go box*
Me: *I look at the box with a curious face* “Where’s the… ahh… number?”
Waitress: “Oh you give that to me”
Me: *Putting my hand on my head, and looking down almost looking embarrassed* “You know you come to a place like this expecting… *sigh* a certain level of professionalism and you get this…” (With a smile at the end)
Waitress: *snatches the box and comes back with her number written*
Example 2:
Her: Do you have a pen?
Me: Yeah, and I’ll let you use it to write your number down for me.
Example 3:
You: Tonight is your lucky night
Her: Oh really? Why is that?
You: Because you finally got to go out with me
Her: Sure!
You: But no touching… I… do all the touching!
Example 4:
Me: It’s tough to be such a sex symbol.
Example 5:
Me: “Listen, I’m sorry for being out of touch, I’ve been very, very busy. But I’m available now… (suddenly changing tone of voice, like a salesman) …but only for a limited time only, at a low, low price of $14.99 an hour!”
What are your favorite lines? Got any examples of cocky and funny (flirting)?
If you’d like to learn proper techniques for crafting your own cocky and funny lines and how it will help your game with women, take quick peek at some of the video clips over at David Deangelo’s Cocky Comedy site.
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Hey guys.
When I first read this DeAngelo stuff I was more than skeptical, I thought I wouldn’t want to be with a woman who had such low self-esteem that she would fall for this crap. I thought it was basically encouraging men to be arrogant assholes toward women and if it worked, it wouldn’t last long.
Well, that was a few years ago, and I have to admit after experimenting a little, have come to realize this approach seems to work with astonishing regularity. I’m not talking about just hitting on women, but befriending women. Every woman is different, and there is no sure-fire way of establishing a friendship with a woman, but this general idea (cocky and funny, a combination of egotistical self-assured and harsh teasing of the female) seems to be amazingly effective.
Even my long-term relationship that had fizzled out was filled with sexual energy again when I started applying this technique. I don’t know why it works, but when used correctly, it sure does. The key is to find your personal voice that is cocky and funny. The lines here will point you in the right direction, but should be examples and not a script to follow.
As some people already said; most of you didn´t get it at all. You should be COCKY, not a COCKHEAD.
The point of the whole C&F strategy is showing her that not only you don´t shit bricks when you look at her but that she is the one who should try to impress you to deserve your attention. In other words, acting self confident, teasing her and being funny.
But the message you should send to her is “You´re not as attractive as you think”, not “You´re not attractive at all”. And by no manner of means it should be a message like “You are a worthless ugly slut and I wouldn´t touch you with a 10 ft pole” because she will probably kick you in your balls. Words such as fat, ugly, slutty, whore, etc. must be strictly avoided. C&F should make you look self confident, but when you humiliate her, it only looks like you have lack of self confidence so you must compensate it this way. Because self confident men don´t need to insult women.
And the last think: keep it as short as possible.
Y = your sentence, H = her sentence
HY – perfect as a headshot, strongest effect
HYHY – standard
HYHYHY – still acceptable, but the effect is not so strong and there is a risk that she won´t understand it the way you want to
HYHYHYHY and more – too long and complicated, confusing, especially in the evening when she starts being drunk there´s a high risk that she won´t understand what you said and will either stay quiet or even feel insulted. Moreover the longer conversation, the higher the chance that she will say something different than you expected and you won´t know what to say next.
Imagine it as a golf game – you know that you can´t do a hole in one every time, but the less attempts you need to make her laugh, the better player you are.
PS: Post only what you used with a girl (if you have something new, don´t ask us about our opinions, go out and try it) and if you are a “beginner”, rather try to be not too cocky and not too funny – start slowly and if it works, make it stronger and stronger until you once realize “that was too much”.
@ popobawa, i realy like your comment, what you sayin realy makes sense, btw what you said at the end realy makes sense, its logical for someone to try something first with the ladies before asking for anyone’s opinion……..nice comment, b.t.w that name popobawa means someting strange.
Hi guys, Some Good stuff on here but some of you concentrate far to much on the cocky…
some comments are downright insulting
the trick is to raise your status we all agree?
but you should be fun to hang out with
if you gonna be a dick all night she wont hang out with ya too long
for the newbies, C+F is supposed to be fleeting
like seasoning in a meal, use it but mix it up abit
gud luck and have fun
Popobawa is an African demon living in Zanzibar. He looks like a bat, has one eye and rapes people (men, women, children, everybody) at night.
You really need to tone it down on all the insults in your ‘pickup lines’ Honestly, any woman would find them offensive. Really, if any man said a line to me on this site, I think I would walk away offended, or want to punch them.
Well David D reckons he never stops bustin on chicks..he just lets em have it…i prefer to use it at times to let em know im not to be effed wit lol
Some of the cocky funny lines on here seem like they’ve been taken out of a sitcom.
COME ON. Are you kidding me with this stuff?
Unattractive guy says:
“What, did my good looks scare you”
or
“I’m sick of women treating me like a sausage with feet”
An unattractive guy mentioning that he’s attractive is simply ridiculous. She has eyes you know.
Just joined this page. Some good stuff some less good. It made me laugh a lot.
Cheers
Either on a date,or to a woman you just started chatting to,if she puts her hand into her bag(usually the find make-up or her phone) say:Hey,im not easy like that…keep the condoms IN your bag until we know each other better!
A good in-direct opener: The LIES that women tell to get men into bed!
Role reversal is great,suggesting women of being sex mad etc.On the other hand,us guys are different ‘We need flowers and romance…’
Heres something that isnt cocky funny,but it worked out unexpectedly.I was in the city bars,my friend was newly single+asked if i could set up a date for him(he wasnt out with me that night).I spoke to a few women,asked if they were single,and would they be willing to meet my friend for a date.This was met with a ‘brick wall’,none were prepared to go on a blind date.Funny thing is,the more i pushed to try to get my friend hooked up,the more they came back with ‘Are you single?Why arent you wanting a date with me yourself?’ and similar comments.Later in a club,same situation,after talking to her for maybe 10 minutes she said ‘Shut the f**k up about your friend,take me home and shag me’
How about if a girl asked me ” What is your talent”?
How would i respond with a witty comment?
C’mon guys…picking up a girl is easy…but like Dr.Paul says “Some men that are new to the concept of cocky and funny tend to use it ALL the time, never allowing the conversation to mature, gain rapport and are always staying on the superficial level of cocky and funny. DON’T LET THIS BE YOU.”
A good pick up line last about 30 min, and if the conversation stays on that level…you stand no chance!
Here is one of my favorites I was once picked with at a party:
HIM : Hey, would you care for a beer?
ME: Sure.
HIM: Could you get me one too?
Good luck!
Do these lines really work?
I mean, I am just a newbie at all this. I have DD’s Ebook and keen to get his Online Dating pack (only if can be downloaded though) and most of this is really foreign to me. I am one of those traditional guys who grew up in a women only family and who learned the hard way to be submissive. Now I am just plain intimidated by beautiful women and find myself talking myself out of anything if they even just look at me. I would love to be able to confidently draw women to me but it just has never happened.
I just don’t know where to start. It all seems so abstract and lame to me. I know I need to shift my headspace but can anyone recommend how to do it?
Shaun
@ Nick – Well for fun, I jump motorcycles over tanks full of sharks while wrestling lions and saving babies
Or turn it on her – my talent?! whats your talent? – this should get her qualifying instead of you qualifying to her.
wassup guys look, Im from El Salvador a country which this cocky funny thing is like natural! I’ll help u with some lines (my language is spanish so, sorry if u find bad english)
here it goes:
-hot girl u’ve never seen in your life comes by you and kisses goodbye some guys around u… u look at her with angry/smile mixed face and say: What about my kiss?!!!!.. she laughs and kisses you..
-girl: do u have spare coins??
you: No, I don’t wanna buy any sex from you
-a girl is looking at you and another one is not..
!
you: Hi =)!! (to the girl who is not)
girl who is not: hi
you: not talking to you, I said hi to her…
other girl: hii
you: well in that case I can talk to both of u
at this point you begin a big chance of getting 2 numbers
(girls find it attractive from a guy who can handle 2 or more at the same time)
-girl punches you in the middle of a conversation for anything, you say: u can keep up with my lower back its been a stressing day… so u like giving massages to sexy guys huh??!
-you: how old are you??
her: # years old
you: look her with suspicious eyes and say: don’t lie to me only to fit my age..
-you: look at a hot girl u never seen before TO HER EYES and smile as she looks at you (this smile will be mastered everytime it works its such a confident smile that gets great result without saying a word it also includes eyes and alot of facial language mastering)
hot girl: hi *smiling*
you: stop smiling turn around and walk
you: turn back around laugh about it and say to her: just kidding come on girl let go (do whatever u do with a girl u just met)
NOTE: this stuff works better for u with hot girls and works better for them to… why? because hot girls are aproached by anyone alot of dumb guys… so they aren’t used to this kind of unique sexy f..in manly irresistible style of being.. this stuff is not just about the way you talk to attract woman u have to be what u talk uve got to look good and be a man on every little thing in your life.. be confident FOR REAL take care about women and treat them well theres no need on fake insulting or offending to get a girl
how do you talk or flirt with a woman who’s husband just committed suicide? I mean really .. On the other hand I feel better if I leave this one alone. To much baggage for me… I would rather have fun
Guys I just gotta say thanks for all your lines and tips I have been talking to this girl all day and I started using C&F lines on her and before I knew It she was wrapped around my finger. Thanks dudes!
Girl takes too long to answer u back then u say”What took you so long google not comming up with any good comebacks for u?
One of my favorites is when you see a girl with a nice diamond on a necklace or ring (pref not a wedding ring).
Me: Wow, that is gorgeous, Tiffany’s?
Her: (smile) “Yeah,” or “no it’s…_____”
Me: That is the nicest cubic zirconia I have ever seen. (smile/wink)
Always gets a surprised but funny reaction. Works 60% of the time, every time.
Hi. I really thank you all for all the lines you guys come up. I finally got her out and had our first kiss. It was great.
ME: Hey will you tie my shoes?
GIRL: Why?
ME:I don’t want to be swarmed by girls when I bend over to tie them.
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